A New Way for Men To Rank Their Swimmers

get your rank through apple watch in the next 20 seconds

Home testing at launch · no spam · your data never sold

||||||Fig. 01 — Built for men

Fertility care, finally built for men.

Most fertility care treats men as an afterthought. We flipped that.

Understand the result

We turn a wall of clinical numbers into one clear SwimScore — and show you exactly what moves it.

Make it a game

Start a private league with the boys, climb the board, and talk the trash your numbers can back up.

||||||Fig. 02 — The numbers

One score that actually means something.

Every reading rolls up into your SwimScore, so progress is obvious at a glance — and arguable in the chat.

82/100

SwimScore

The blended headline number your whole league chases.

61%

Motility

The share of swimmers actually moving — speed and direction.

54M/mL

Concentration

Count per milliliter, tracked over time.

90-day trend
82
Top 18% of your age group

Up 14 points in 90 days. Keep it trending and you'll catch Mike by season's end.

||||||Fig. 03 — The protocol

From question to leaderboard in three steps.

1 / 03

Test at home

Your kit arrives discreetly. Take the test on your schedule and drop it back in the mail.

2 / 03

Get your SwimScore

Lab-grade analysis comes back as one clear 0–100 score, with the metrics behind it.

3 / 03

Start a league

Invite the group chat with a link, set a season, and let the standings settle it.

||||||Fig. 04 — Leagues

Settle it in the pool.

Spin up a private league in 30 seconds, drop the link in the group chat, and let the live standings do the talking.

THE GROUP CHAT OPEN · WK 3 Live
1M
Mike
91▲2
2Y
You
82▲3
3D
Dave
64▼1
4J
Jordan
58
Mike: "enjoy the view of #1 while it lasts boys"
||||||Fig. 05 — Field notes

Men actually talk about it.

★★★★★

"Finally a number I get. Watching my SwimScore climb each test is weirdly motivating."

Marcus T.
Early tester
★★★★★

"Our group chat has never been more competitive. Dave will not stop talking about week 2."

Andre P.
League commissioner
★★★★★

"Did it at home in ten minutes. No clinic, no waiting room, no weirdness."

Jordan K.
Early tester
||||||Fig. 06 — Questions

Good to know.

Is the test actually accurate?

Yes — your sample is analyzed with lab-grade methods, then translated into your SwimScore and underlying metrics. It's designed for tracking trends over time, not diagnosis.

Do I have to share my numbers with a league?

Never. Your results are private by default. You choose if and when to join a league, and you can compete under any nickname you like.

What do I get at launch?

Early-access members get the first home kits, founding-member pricing, and the ability to start a league before everyone else.

Is my data sold or shared?

No. Your data is yours — never sold to advertisers, insurers, or anyone. You can delete your account and every reading at any time.

Claim your spot.

Join the waitlist and we'll email you the second home testing opens. Bring the group chat.

Get Early Access

No spam. No data sold. Just your spot in line.

You'll be swimmer #2,848 in line